The President Street Murder Logs

Incompetence.

February, Tuesday 20th, 2024

In 2023 alone, 42% of murders go unsolved. Yeah pretty big deal. New case folks, 52 year old man found Feb 18th, 2:07am with 2 shot wounds, 1 fatal shot to the head, 1 in the body, 2 casings found. This should be simple but of course these absolute dingbats fuck it up. First, some newbie jumps in, it's his first case and he’s just so excited and he CANNOT control himself. TOUCHES THE CASINGS. Bro. One evidence is now essentially unusable unless forensics can invent time travel.

Next! The man was found in a decently trafficked area, obviously this place has plenty of security cameras from local businesses and intersection traffic cameras. I should know, I already checked, yes there are plenty of cameras. Head detective, some guy, decides to only check cameras at the direct scene of the crime. I might walk into the PD myself and start breaking shit.

Final verdict: unsolved. Of course! What else do we expect from our dear Baltimore PD. I don't think you guys understand the things I would do to get in there and at least LOOK at the evidence.